• The rain reminds me of the futility of man and the temporality of everything we attempt to build.

• Give me my longsword, ho!

• Enter the clown.

• And lo, though the sweetest misery confounds me at this time, I weep not for myself, but for thee.

• If ever there was a woman more wronged, I have not met her yet.

• He receives comfort like cold porridge.

• Mine eyes smell onions.

• Dost thou have a Diet Coke?

• Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.

• As we ascend, proud and unfettered, I yield to no man, beast, or gravity; for I am as free as a sprite and as light as air.

• What, you egg?

• This vessel is thick with disease and distemper- a plague lurks within.

Well now she just stood up and is monologuing about the frail meaning of life while she clutches a skull? What is happening? How did she get that through security? It’s clearly human? Who tipped her off, she’s doing a really loose version of Hamlet, now it’s not fun anymore.

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