03 Jul

Shakespeare or the unhinged lady in the middle seat on your way to Portland?

  • The rain reminds me of the futility of man and the temporality of everything we attempt to build.

  • Give me my longsword, ho!

  • Enter the clown.

  • And lo, though the sweetest misery confounds me at this time, I weep not for myself, but for thee.

  • If ever there was a woman more wronged, I have not met her yet.

  • He receives comfort like cold porridge.

  • Mine eyes smell onions.

  • Dost thou have a Diet Coke?

  • Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.

  • As we ascend, proud and unfettered, I yield to no man, beast, or gravity; for I am as free as a sprite and as light as air.

  • What, you egg?

  • This vessel is thick with disease and distemper- a plague lurks within.

Well now she just stood up and is monologuing about the frail meaning of life while she clutches a skull? What is happening? How did she get that through security? It’s clearly human? Who tipped her off, she’s doing a really loose version of Hamlet, now it’s not fun anymore.

Answer key: USSUUSSUSUSU

Posted by | Posted at July 3, 2023 1:43 pm |
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