09 Feb

Scheduling is hard. We wrote these Haikus for you. We see all your work.

A storm is brewing

Did someone go buy all the

coffee Costco had?

I’d love to help with that RNO flight but I have to lead a troll rebellion against the legions of Smead.

That flight attendant

said she could not fly today-

she has to LARP soon.

This pilot asked me

to call him back in 20…

His flight leaves in 2.

The weather’s still bad.

Please leave the bathroom empty

For my midnight cry.

“No, what, I’m fine, it’s fine, you’re echo-ey!”

I can’t release you;

But here’s a trip to Tulsa.

Enjoy the nothing.

We’re out of standbys.

Can we instead staff the flight

with well-trained possums?

“Welcome aboard, you got any ticks?”

Contractually,

I’m afraid the answer is

absolutely not.

That plane’s in the sky

because of me. I am Zeus,

God of all that flies.

Posted by | Posted at February 9, 2023 8:30 am |
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