Friends, flyers, mid-seat-dwellers, the time has come.
For too long, we have borne the brunt of aerial oppression, and that ends today. Those perched by window or aisle scoff when they hear us politely ask to be allowed into our middle-placed prisons, never considering that someone has to take the middle seat.
Why such an abomination of a seated space was created, I will never know, but alas it exists, and someone must occupy it more often than not.