What I believe specific monsters, witches, and other Halloween beings would order on the plane, based on opinion and the available humourous aspects of both the selected creature and beverage.

I know you all thought red wine or bloody mary mix, but frankly, that is literal low-hanging fruit. Also, everyone knows vampires are in the middle of a rebrand. He’ll have a club soda with a slice of lemon. *whispers nervously * You gonna eat that band-aid or?

Feel free to page me if you have a medical emergency

What are the odds you guys have Purina back there?

They’d like water but could you cup your hands so they could lap it up? What are sanitary codes?

She or he will ask for boiling hot tea. Scalding. Will then proceed to throw things into the cup like nail clippings and a lock of hair from the kid in 4B. Someone go check on the kid in 4B.

Double, double, toil and trouble, Earl Grey burn and Chamomile bubble

Thanks for resurrecting my personal tragedy

Being that he has no organs left with which to digest anything- thanks so much for pointing out his status as a human prune- he’s good, doesn’t want anything besides your employee number, you insensitive shriveled-person hater.

Hot water with lemon. Her throat is very dry. Also, you really should check on that kid in 4B, she just has a feeling something is going down.

Ring your call light if you have a cough drop? Anyone?

Do you have decaf?

Seeing that planes rarely clean their water tanks, rendering their coffee and tea reminiscent of death and decay, this seems the obvious choice. Also, couldn’t help but notice the witch and her serving of toenails; did she preorder or are those available for everyone?

If you could stop running from him down the aisle so he could laboriously breathe out his order that’d be great.

I’d kill for a Diet Coke

Might die if I don’t get a Sprite soon

Oh, no worries, he’ll get it himself. Where’s the portal into the cart? Just over here?

A vat of corn syrup. Oh you don’t have that? Fine, we’ll just take every coke can on this plane. Never mind what we need it for.

Can we cut a hole through this mask, or?

Cool, ok, see you at the end credits

How’s your onboard filtration system- we can’t be too careful. Do you have anything that’s like, enhanced with electrolytes? Know what, water is fine. Actually, what’s your tea select- hold on we have an incoming call from an unknown number we have to get.