Because I was such a cool kid in high school, you would often find me in da club. Debate club. Every Friday, I as well as 12 other dedicated nerds would skip hanging out at the boy’s school as was custom (all girls Catholic high school for the win) to politely argue with each other about morally gray philosophical ideas like we knew a thing about the world at the ripe ages of 16. Ah to be young, wild, and free.
In homage to my youthful debate exploits, I thought I would dust off the ole argumentative tactics that secured me numerous debate victories and present, argued in 3 parts, the validity (or lackthereof) of giving the Easter Bunny free upgrades to First Class, when available. Let’s begin.